True Confessions

So Khalid Sheikh Muhammad planned 9/11, killed Daniel Pearl, and sunk the Lusitania. Right? Have I missed anything?

There is been something peculiar about Khalid Sheikh Muhammad. Have you seen his picture? Which one? Some weeks before his capture, the newspaper ran a story about him, accompanied with a photo. He was quite dapper. Well-trimmed beard. Nicely dressed. And he was thin. Suddenly he morphed into an overweight slob. And that earlier picture disappeared.

So who is Khalid Sheikh Muhammad? Did he assist the Grinch and sabotage the Hindenburg? Maybe he's the hairy stranger blamed for so many murders. According to this week's confession, he has perpetrated all terrorist attacks of the last 15 years. I wonder what he's still hiding.

Will Rogers said it best. Don't believe everything you read in the papers.