Thursday, July 13, 2006

Terrorist attacks

Firing on civilians. Attacking the airport of another nation. Holding women and children hostage. These are definitely acts of terrorism.

But these acts are not terrorism. They were not committed by the only terrorists in the world, the Muslims. They were commited by the poor, oppressed people of Israel. They were only trying to defend themselves against those blood-thirsty Palestinians. And remember everything they've been through.

I mean, women and children deserve to be held as prisoners. The women may be hiding bombs in their scarves. And the children will definitely grow up to be suicide bombers. Better torture all the strength out of them before it's too late.

And that airport thing? The terrorists may have used that airport to attack the poor people of Israel. Don't take any chances.

And as far as killing civilians is concerned, you're forgetting that they're just pretending to be civilians. Every Palestinian is a terrorist. There are no innocent people.

And the scariest part of this whole trauma is that millions of people actually buy all the lies I just wrote. If they ever stop believing, just remind them of the Holocaust. Six million Jews died, right? They have the right to be coddled and given special status because they have suffered.

They have suffered. And now they must make the Arabs--who had no part in the Holocaust--suffer. It's only fair. Right?

1 comment:

Jamilah Kolocotronis said...

I was also hoping for a dialogue. How can you explain the idea that because six million Jews were killed in the Holocaust, by the Nazi German leadership, the state of Israel has the right to deprive Arabs of their land and freedom?

On top of that, most of the people of Israel were born long after the Holocaust. And the Holocaust of the Jews was only one of many massacres throughout history. Do Native Americans deserve their own state because of what they suffered?